mikki15xxx:

BITCH PUDDING RECIPE

• Combine two parts aggression
with three parts insensitivity

• In a separate bowl add four cups of
mockery to one cup of blinding indifference

• Combine both bowls and
bring to a violent boil

BLAM

You’ve got Bitch Pudding
Enjoy

(via that-awkward-slytherin)

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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(via bellaandjarethinthetardis)

staingirl:

stormxpadme:

The full The Avengers Gag Reel (blu ray cut) for your pleasure.

Need this on my dash again.

(via nerdinessinabluebox)

diacetyl-morphine:

willcub:

So many of you are too young to remember why Diana, Princess of Wales, was such a remarkable person.  She pissed off most of Buckingham Palace, was her own woman, and wasn’t afraid to get down out of the motorcade and be with the regular people.

She was a regular person, just with a title and fancy clothes.  

Among the first big “names” to visit, talk to, and even touch those dying of AIDS in English hospitals, Diana’s trademark was her ability to break down insurmountable barriers.

This is so important. 

(Source: dianaspot, via that-awkward-slytherin)